There is a flower show cum sale going on in town and wifey was very keen that we should visit and buy some flowering plants for our terrace garden.
Me: “But what about all the flowers that you already have on the terrace?”
Wifey: “Oh they all look so dull now, look at our Anthurium it’s a very pale pink, I want one in blood red colour”
Me: “Look at the corner of our terrace, you can see some red flowers”
Wifey : “They are some plain poinsettias and they are seasonal, so after some months those leaves loose their colour”
Me : “What about those tiny red buds next to the pointsettia?”
Wifey: “Its poinsettias not pointsettia. And those are not buds, they are red chilies. Keep away from them, they may look small, but they are real hot and pungent”
Me : “And what are these green leaves?”
Wifey: “These are palak (spinach) one of the healthiest vegetables. 100 gms of farm fresh leaves contain 47% of the daily requirement of vitamin C, apart from minerals like potassium manganese, magnesium, copper and zinc”
Me: “All these in this green leaf?”
Wifey: “Remember Popeye the sailor and his appetite for Spinach. It is also a rich source of omega-3 fatty acids”
Me: “So much for Spinach. What is that wrinkled fruit hanging there?”
Wifey: ”That is Karela (bitter gourd) and it is a vegetable not a fruit"
Me: “Oh yes I know bitter gourd juice, once my mother tried to make me drink it and I just vanished from the scene only to return at sunset”
Wifey: “Best home remedy for Diabetics, Liver problem and Arthritis”
Me: ”Hey I know this one . . . . its Pudina right? We use it for garnishing pork roast”
Wifey: “You only think of pork roast and pork chops. Do you know Pudina (Mint) is part of Greek mythology and according to legend - "Menthe" originally a nymph, and Pluto's lover angered Pluto's wife, Persephone, who in a fit of rage turned Minthe into a lowly plant, to be trod upon. Pluto, unable to undo the spell, was able to soften it by giving Minthe a sweet scent, which would perfume the air when her leaves were stepped on - thus aromatic herb Mint”
Me: “My my all these leaves and so many stories”
Wifey: “Yes and here is another good one for health – Celery
The organic alkaline minerals in celery juice has a calming effect on the nervous system, making it a wonderful drink for insomniacs. It is also said that the diuretic effect of celery juice also aids the breaking and elimination of urinary and gall bladder stones”
By now I was sure that she would forget all about flowers and the flower show when she blurted out “ but look at these flowers, they don’t look appealing any more. I think we should replace them with the fresh new flowers that we are going to buy”
Me : “Quickly, tell me, what is this?”
Wifey: “Oh this is Geranium”
Me : and this ?
Wifey: "Capsicum"
Me: "and this ?"
Wifey: "that's Asther"
Me: “I like that bhopla (pumpkin) creeper going up. So you see we have got such a nice and healthy kitchen garden. Why do you want to replace them with some funny looking flowers and…….”
Wifey: “We will not replace them, we will buy more pots and then we will have more greenery. Don’t you like to look at the birds and the bees?”
Me: “But we already have the birds visiting us in the mornings”
Me : “and as for the bees I did get a good close up of one while he was busy working on a flower”






































































